Comedian Kristen Schaal

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Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free.

A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.

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