Comedian John Bishop

Top 5 quotes

Edinburgh is the only place you can be sunburned and get trench foot on the same day.

“It must be cool having a dad who’s a comedian,” I overheard a friend say. “No,” came my son’s reply. “He’s a knob.”

On his teenage son: To be honest, I’m not sure the same kid comes home each night.

On Courtney Love: I was only in her company two hours, but I can’t blame that Kurt Cobain fella.

I have been privileged to get to know Kenny Dalgish and I would call him a friend – though his lawyer would call me a stalker (I don’t know why – just because I was in his garden!).

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