Comedian Joey Adams
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Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.