Comedian Jim Norton
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No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.
That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?
I don't pull out because...it's not my problem.
There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future
I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.