Comedian Jim Norton

Top 5 quotes

No periods. If you sneeze, the carpet's ruined.

That's an interesting accent you got there. Are you from stroke-victim?

I don't pull out's not my problem.

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future

I don't have kids. That's why I leave it in the dumper or in the mouth, because I hate kids.

Jim Norton quotes

Google Trends