Comedian Gilbert Gottfried

No, generally I think influence is used as a nice word for plagiarism.

Last night I was having dinner with Charles Manson, and in the middle of dinner he turned to me and said, "Is it hot in here, or am I crazy?"

I've always said my career is somewhere between children's programming and hard-core porn.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

If the police ever try to pick me up, Michael Jackson told me I can hide out at his house.