Comedian George Lopez
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You know how Mexican restaurants always have “border” in the name: Border Grill, Border Cafe. You wouldn’t do that to black people: Kunta’s Kitchen or Shackles. They don’t do it to white people. You don’t see the Honkey Grill, the Cracker Barrel…. oh, nevermind.
Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
Just yesterday you were my little girl on a tricycle. Now you're a young woman in a car, running over a little girl on a tricycle.
Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.