Comedian George Burns
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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.
In those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.