Comedian Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.

What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.