Comedian Donald Glover

Top 5 quotes

If you’re a girl, and dont give blowjobs, go ahead and curl up with your cats and your twilight dvd’s.. because you are going to die alone.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

You are human tennis elbow. You are a pizza burn on the roof of the world's mouth. You are the opposite of Batman.

That guy is just a mess, like God spilled a person.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Donald Glover quotes

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