Comedian David Mitchell

I suppose doing things you hate is just the price you pay to avoid loneliness.

I’m dangerously close to getting what I want. Feels a bit weird.

Before everyone screams for me to get over myself, let me say that it’s no use. I never will.

I’ve started to get this feeling that I’m totally, totally fucked.

I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.