Comedian Dara O Briain

Irish stand-up comedian and television presenter, noted for hosting topical panel shows such as The Panel, Mock the Week, Dara Ó Briain: School of Hard Sums and The Apprentice: You're Fired!.

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Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

Have you ever watched footage of the destruction caused by hurricanes in America? When a big wind sweeps across America, there isn't a building left standing. And you can't help thinking: the Southern states of America must have been built by the first two little piggies.

I'm what you'd call ethnically Catholic. Don't believe in God, still hate Rangers...

My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and the kids turned out to be shite.

On his appendix: Why would God put it in you when it does nothing but randomly kill you for no reason?

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