Comedian Charles 'Chic' Murray
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My sister wanted a cat for a pet… I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
She’s a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.
I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
I won’t say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
My girlfriend’s a redhead; No hair, just a red head.