Comedian Bo Burnham
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a f*ckin' bitch all the time.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Dick's and vagina's are like Coke and Pepsi, I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they both taste the same.
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy.
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it.