Comedian Bill Cosby

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.

Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.