Comedian Adam Ferrara
American actor and comedian who played the role of Chief "Needles" Nelson on the critically acclaimed FX series Rescue Me and is also a co-host on the U.S. version of Top Gear.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.
There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you -- I hope she meets somebody nice.
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam -- uh, don't kiss guys.'